battries

batteries for a woman's vibrator

She always maintained a fresh supply of battries and didn't need a boyfriend.

battries by Russell Clark April 18, 2003

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Low batties 

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers

Use looking buff in dose low batties

Low batties by Aggressor April 20, 2010

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

battiest 

A man who loves marijauna.

Zack loves marijauna he's a battiest!

battiest by Caz123 November 1, 2013

used car batteries 

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS

used car batteries by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021