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Battlescape 

A Runescapeprivate server that has become widely known as the best of its kind. It has held up to 350 players online at a time. It has an excellent pvp system that brings many users to play it. It also supports people who enjoy being a skiller. It has almost every skil added except for Agility, Firemaking, and Farming. The owner of the server is Palidino76.
Person 1: Hey do you still play dodian?
Person 2: Yeah its fun, 130 players or so online at a time.
Person 1: Dude fuck dodian, battlescape has over 200+ players online at a time!
Person 2: Your right, dodian is for faggots. :D
Battlescape by -Tyrael- August 7, 2008

Battlescape 

A shitty server. Just go play Dodian.
Person 1: Wow Battlescape is shit. It's down all the time.

Person 2: It sure is, that's why I play Dodian it's up 24/7.
Battlescape by Yarikk March 30, 2009

battlerape 

1. What occurs when two individuals, in a very awkward set of circumstances, attempt to rape each other.
2. The act of rape taken to an extreme, intensely vigorous degree, such that the raper is almost always fatally wearied by the end.
3. Hilarious misspelling of 'battlerap'.
So i sneaked into her house, only to find her ready and waiting to rape me back. That was the most intense battlerape i've ever had.

The battlerape at the end of 8 mile was amazing.
battlerape by Ulisses Gurgel September 30, 2006

bottlecaped 

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.
Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.
bottlecaped by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

battlescars 

The scars or temporary wounds sustained in sexual intercourse, usually when one person claws at anothers back with their nails as a result of experiencing an orgasm.
"last night was amazing, look at these battlescars she gave me"
battlescars by Davies1337 May 27, 2008

battlescars 

marks made on one's arms, legs, or other body parts caused by intentional cutting (often emo associated but not necessarily ((lets not stereotype))). These are typically across the street method and are typically only battlescars when they are older or partially healed.
Arms covered in little pinkish marks as though they were battlescars made when he/she was fighting depression...
battlescars by Echo da V May 15, 2011

Battleschweppes 

It is a game. A game of battleships but with lemonade instead of ships and submarines. The ships are replaced by raspberry lemonade, the submarines are replaced by lime lemonade. Every time a ship is destroyed the oposing player must drink the entire bottle as fast as they can.
Hey Bill would you like to play Battleschweppes?

What's that Fred?

Well you play with bottles of lemonade instead of ships and submarines. And every time i kill your subs or ships you have to skull a bottle of it.

Hey sounds great! lets play!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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