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battlesnatch

A competition involving vagina vs. vagina where the best "snatch" wins.
Kelly's pussy and Amanda's vagina competed in a battlesnatch competition.
battlesnatch by TheHero40 September 6, 2012
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battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.
"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".
battlesnatch by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010

Battersnatch 

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.
I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.
Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Rattlesnatch 

1: Someone who is such a fucking whore that they'd fuck a rattlesnake if they could ONLY HOLD IT STILL LONG ENOUGH.
2: Someone who's such a whore and has spread her legs so much that when she fucks her Snatch rattles.
3: A Bitch who has fucked so much that her snatch is so empty and wide that even the biggest thickest cock makes it Rattle like the dime inside a huge metal coffe-can.
1: Paris Hilton is such a Rattlesnatch!
2: I hear rattling, Lindsay Lohan must be near!
3: Shhh, i hear a clinkity clink rattling noise... Its just so faint... oh wait, your cunt's so wide that the sound is being produced by my massive black cock rattleing inside of you looking for a little lining that might be left somewhere. *Rattle rattle* nope, your too much of a rattlesnatch.

rattlesnatch 

A word that has no real definition and is said when a reply cannot be thought up quickly enough.
Hey Jim, what are you going to do about the termight infestation in your mother's teeth?

Rattlesnatch
rattlesnatch by Branden AaseN January 19, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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