battle dicks
battle dicks by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006
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battle dicks royale
Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
battle dicks royale by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
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battle dick by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019
Wine-Bottle Dick
A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010
Bottle Dick
Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle
Bottle Dick by ess sie deez June 7, 2022
Coke Bottle Dick
Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.
Coke Bottle Dick by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024
Battledick
An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.
Battledick by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010
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