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A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.

Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"

battle dicks by Dave Boswell November 7, 2006

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battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

battle dicks royale by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016

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battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

battle dick by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

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Wine-Bottle Dick

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

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Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

Bottle Dick by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

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Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

Coke Bottle Dick by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

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Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

Battledick by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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