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Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.
by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
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