Barthification 

Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.

Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.

(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes

Barthification by Grahf March 1, 2005

Barbification 

The process of become a Barb or a die-hard Nicki Minaj stan. It starts out with learning all her songs by heart and ends up with a pink wig thick ass.

Lola: Have you seen Ciara ! She came to school with a Pink wig on, she must have been listening to the Pink Friday album!

Ray-Ray: I heard she got into barbification and is trying to be Nicki Minaj's number one fan!

Barbification by CiarasCattyCunt February 21, 2021

Barnification 

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves

Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.

Barnification by Keelster August 14, 2010

BATification 

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.

“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”

BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

battification 

The process of memorizing lots of data.

Battification is a must, to study for GRE.

battification by Typical_Indian December 23, 2011

BATification 

BATification : The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.

We all need to go through the BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.

BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

Batification

To refer to someone who has been batified

"What happened to Kalamari?"

"They want through batification"

Batification by Unhappy_Emoticon April 16, 2026