Baiterson

Content/Information biased to mislead people to believe in something that is false.

Friend: Hey I've been seeing lately that you are a racist and an extremely rude person.
Me: Who ever told you that is a baiterson artist

by Wordbh October 7, 2019

Battersnatch

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020

Banterlona

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.

Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs

by Sutr December 10, 2021

weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

Bateson

Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.

I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.

by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011