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Battersnatch 

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.
I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.
Battersnatch by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Salty Bateson 

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered
''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''
Salty Bateson by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Parked On Bateson Street 

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.
“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

Banterlona 

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.
Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs
Banterlona by Sutr December 10, 2021

weakly bastenson 

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.
A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."
Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.
I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.
Bateson by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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