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This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)

I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well

fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

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McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.

Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow

McFatty Fatterson by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

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ann patterson

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

mark patterson by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018

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luke patterson

a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!

did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!

luke patterson by dykasaurus December 13, 2020

Richard Watterson

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.

Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.

Richard Watterson by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019

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farmersonly.com

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

farmersonly.com by CATN1P December 30, 2015

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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