When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.
Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”
When you shit in a toilet and the stool floats up to the top and stains the water a shade of muddy brown. said poo should be solid, not liquid like diarrhea
Dude 1: Dude I just had a HUGE Indian Bathbomb
Dude 2: dude what the fuck that's gross
a girl that wears excessive makeup to cover up her horrendous facial features. they are called bath bombs because once you take them out on a date on any source of water (pool, lake) their makeup collapses in a similar fashion to a bath bomb
wesley: "damn bro have u seen carmen's new instagram post? she got her titties showin out and everything!"
justin: "nigga shes a bath bomb"
wesley: "how??"
justin: "take her to the pool and watch her turn into a fuckin zombie when all her makeup fades"
wesley: "AHHHHHH GET HER AWAY FROM ME"
An extended stay in the bathroom that seems like it took 9 months, especially if it included a long shower and you emerge wet, wrinkled and looking like you need a nap.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.