Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Oort Cloud Fallacy

"The Oort Cloud Fallacy occurs when someone argues that something must exist or be true simply because it is theoretically possible or hasn't been definitively disproven—especially when the claim is distant, vague, or unverifiable. The fallacy draws its name from the Oort Cloud: a hypothetical region of icy bodies surrounding the solar system that has never been directly observed but is widely accepted due to indirect evidence."

"Hey John, do you believe God exists." "We have no proof he doesn't so he must." "Oort Cloud Fallacy."

by TwinArchive September 28, 2025

Bart Clapping

When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.

Dude, I was just dealt a HUGE Bart Clapping.

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025