Definitions by TwinArchive

Indian Bathbomb

When you shit in a toilet and the stool floats up to the top and stains the water a shade of muddy brown. said poo should be solid, not liquid like diarrhea

Dude 1: Dude I just had a HUGE Indian Bathbomb
Dude 2: dude what the fuck that's gross

Indian Bathbomb by TwinArchive March 31, 2026

Choid

A mix between the words 'chud' and 'foid' typically used as an insult to demasculinize someone who has a fragile ego.

Friend 1 "dude kyle's such a choid"
Friend 2 "i know, right"

Choid by TwinArchive February 22, 2026

Bart Clapping 

When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.

Dude, I was just dealt a HUGE Bart Clapping.

Bart Clapping by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Sperm Slots 

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

Sperm Slots by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Oort Cloud Fallacy 

"The Oort Cloud Fallacy occurs when someone argues that something must exist or be true simply because it is theoretically possible or hasn't been definitively disproven—especially when the claim is distant, vague, or unverifiable. The fallacy draws its name from the Oort Cloud: a hypothetical region of icy bodies surrounding the solar system that has never been directly observed but is widely accepted due to indirect evidence."

"Hey John, do you believe God exists." "We have no proof he doesn't so he must." "Oort Cloud Fallacy."

Oort Cloud Fallacy by TwinArchive September 28, 2025