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bath houses... 

The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:“One should never throw bricks at glass houses”.
David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...
bath houses... by jayme mcdaniel September 25, 2005
Words you can keep

Turkish Bath House 

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

Chinese Bath-house 

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
Chinese Bath-house by KaSplosion November 26, 2011

bath house 

A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.

These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.

A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.

I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
bath house by sk1tz01d July 26, 2008

bath house 

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.
Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
bath house by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011

bath house 

A place that homosexuals go to have hot nasty anonymous sex. Often while cruising in white, surprisingly clean towels.
He was in the bath house sling, getting plowed like a Nebraska corn field.
bath house by Chad Hunt May 28, 2005

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.
Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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