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Turkish Bath House 

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.
Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

Chinese Bath-house 

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
Chinese Bath-house by KaSplosion November 26, 2011

bath house 

A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.

These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.

A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.

I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
bath house by sk1tz01d July 26, 2008

bath house 

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.
Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
bath house by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011

bath house 

A place that homosexuals go to have hot nasty anonymous sex. Often while cruising in white, surprisingly clean towels.
He was in the bath house sling, getting plowed like a Nebraska corn field.
bath house by Chad Hunt May 28, 2005

Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.
Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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