batest

Batest is a combined mix of the words best and greatest.

Best + grATEST = BATEST

Did you know that i love you and you're the batest person ever?!

by RPL09 February 19, 2019

Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012

bateater

a hybrid between a burmese python and a reticulated python. Typicly called Boreno Bateaters. Bateaters generally all have highly varyable patterns, making each snake unique.

You can also breed Bateaters back to a Reticulated Python and get Jungle Retics, same with the Burmese, and get Jungle Burms

I bred my retic to my burm and got bateaters, then i bred them back to my Retic and got Jungle Retics

by Style23 December 22, 2007

bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Batastic

An amendment of the word 'fantastic', batastic describes something that is truly awesome and related to Batman at the same time.

Have you seen the new Batman film? It's simply batastic!

by TheBatgirl February 28, 2012