Babestation

Babestation is a British soft porn TV programme. It allows viewers to communicate live with female presenters (often unattractive) via a premium-rate telephone number or text messaging. It is broadcast daily and has had a dedicated channel on Sky.

John: Yo Steve you got any porn channels on your Sky tv?

Steve: No, but you can watch Babestation.The girls are rough but it's free.

John: Wow!! At least it's better than watching the sign language person that translates for deaf people on BBC at this hour in the morning!

Babestation by x FatElvis x November 29, 2011

Babestation

It can be used in two or more ways:
-Used to describe a group of girls who are very attractive.
-Used to describe a girl who is so intrinsically attractive that others flock to her because of her beauty and/or model themselves upon her.

'She is such a babestation'

Babestation by wordmaster general March 4, 2009

Babestation

An extremely attaractive person and/or and object that is amazing.

That girl is babestation!
wow, that car is babestation!

Babestation by 12 Inches of Cold Hard Steel June 11, 2011

babestation manager 

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

babestation manager by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

Babestation Staff-room 

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.

"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Babestation Staff-room by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

bastation

Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!

jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world

bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

babecation 

When your wife, girlfriend, lover, partner, etc. leaves on a very much needed vacation.

Cree: "Is that you?"
Mary: "Yes."
Cree: "I gotta get outta here." "Jethro's driving me crazy."
"I need a vacation bad.
Mary: "Uh oh." "A babecation?"
Cree: "You got it." "Hurry, come now n' git me."

babecation by jethrojones August 25, 2012