bastrado

a five fingered bastard

Ryan Tushner is a bastrado.

by Thomas Hannam May 13, 2005

bastardology

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).

I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.

by dontwannatellyous May 3, 2010

Bastrad

Mispronunciation of Bastard.

Pronounced as two words: 'Ba-Strad'

Short form: 'Strad'

You are such a Bastrad!

by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

bastardo

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.

He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!

by screed February 17, 2010

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Un Bastardo

a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.

(You find out your wife's been cheating on you) UN BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Big Pepe May 21, 2004

bastardo

An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent

Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!

by FooQ March 30, 2005