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a five fingered bastard

Ryan Tushner is a bastrado.

bastrado by Thomas Hannam May 13, 2005

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bastardology

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).

I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.

bastardology by dontwannatellyous May 3, 2010

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Bastrad

Mispronunciation of Bastard.

Pronounced as two words: 'Ba-Strad'

Short form: 'Strad'

You are such a Bastrad!

Bastrad by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

bastardo

Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.

He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!

bastardo by screed February 17, 2010

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

Bastardous by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Un Bastardo

a mexinugget bastard. It relieves much stress when screamed out loudly in frustration and rage.

(You find out your wife's been cheating on you) UN BASTARDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un Bastardo by Big Pepe May 21, 2004

bastardo

An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent

Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!

bastardo by FooQ March 30, 2005

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026