Bastarditis

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The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

Bastarditis by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

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Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

Moaning Bastarditis by ecky98 August 19, 2016

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Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

Bastardising by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

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Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

Bastardizing by x0racunx March 22, 2010

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lazy bastardizing

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

lazy bastardizing by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008

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bastarditude

The state or quality of being a bastard.

(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)

From the webcomic Treading Ground.

You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.

bastarditude by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

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bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

bastardious by balag12 April 10, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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