bassmonkey 

An Ultimate Incredibly uber elite player who is cl of #pwn.cs clan

Bassmonkey you own

bassmonkey by Nirgora February 5, 2003

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

assmonkey by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

Sassmonkey 

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

Sassmonkey by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

Blastmonkeyed

A fraternity event that involves getting so intoxicated that you feel thee need to do something wild and outlandish.

David got so blastmonkeyed last night that he stole the greek letters off the Tri Lambda house.

Blastmonkeyed by FratHard August 9, 2010

assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

assmonkey by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

Assmonkey by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008