Assmonkeysam

A Total well versed veteran. He Loves sucking cock and tossing salad.

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Assmonkeysam by Justin February 16, 2005

Assmonkeys 

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.

"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"

Assmonkeys by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011