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The process of shitting yourself everywhere, or more commonly - the bed. Happens most when intoxicated by a large amount of alcohol and, or being a general fucking retard.
Fuck. I've just barwicked that bed.
Barwick by condog12 February 22, 2017
A small, small, small town full of rednecks who like to gossip about anything.
That town is such a Barwick...everybody knows everybody's business.
Barwick by Morgan Brett February 22, 2009

ingleby barwick

ingleby barwick is a large village situated near the river tees in stockton-on-tees in the north east of england, near to Middlesbrough, UK.
I live in Ingleby Barwick me.
ingleby barwick by Matchow April 6, 2007

peeping barwick

when you knock on the bathroom of the opposite sex and instead of waiting you barge straight in.
this chick told everyone she caught me doing a peeping barwick and now i have a sexual harassment charge.
peeping barwick by dragonxd April 6, 2010

peeping barwick

A man who is normally middle aged and overweight, that barges into the ladies bathroom without announcing his presence, in hopes of catching females quite literally with their pants down.
Did you hear about Andy? He just got arrested for pulling a peeping barwick at work.
peeping barwick by Schmegeggles April 13, 2010

Ingleby Barwick

Ingleby Barwick is a town in Teesside in the north east of England.

It is commonly called Ingleby by the locals, despite there being about 12 other areas in the region which have names starting with Ingleby.

It is somewhat similar to South Woodham Ferrers in Essex, mostly because the town centre is just a large store and the houses are a mix match of different styles.
A: I’m going to Ingleby Barwick
B: Why go there? It’s a shithole
A: it’s better than Thornaby.
Ingleby Barwick by Essexlad2022 December 15, 2022

Berwickshire High School 

High school based in the town of Duns in the Scottish Borders. Shortened down to BHS. Has four inter school houses - Scott, Home, Douglas and Clark.

It has around 800 students, social breakdown:

- Chavs, most who go to the Borders College to study hairdressing or beauty therapy. Usually are texting other chavs while supposed to be revising for Access 3 maths.

- Dingers, native people from Duns which most are related and think themselves superior to other people. Will never leave Duns and will work there until they die.

- Wannabes, the people that desperately want to be liked. Usually ones that are picked on. Can be easily identified by their fashion which is 'trying to be cool' but is always cringe worthy.

- Barbies and kens, AKA plastics. Play hockey and rugby every week to make them feel they are top of the social hierarchy. Make up, hair gel and adapting uniform to make it as slutty as possible is their goal in life. Ridiculously stupid rich kids.

- Geeks, often people who took Higher Music in 4th year. Split into the ‘nice ones' and twats'. The nice ones are genuinely lovely, popular people. The 'twats' are snobby, rude and arrogant and see them selves above all students and teachers.

- Decent people, belong to everyone and are not classified in one clique. Are the favorites of the year who are often a person who speaks to everyone and is just incredibly normal.
Student one - "Yeah I used to go to the Berwickshire High School"
Student two - "Bloody hell, you a dinger then?"
Student one - "Fuck off am I hell!"
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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