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1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.

2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.
Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?

Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!
Barvard by #edelbear September 26, 2011

Occupy Barvard 

Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.

The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?

Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
Occupy Barvard by FreeMarsha November 16, 2011

Barvardian 

1. Noun: A native, inhabitant, or frequent visitor to Barvard Middle School of Law.

2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.
Incompetent Professor 1: Did you see the new wave of Barvardian's this semester?

Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.
Barvardian by T.S.Dubya November 23, 2011

Barvard Svamp

A Barvard is an huge mushroom Thatcher resides in another svamp.

All barvards must be svamps.
Oh shit he is a true Barvard Svamp.
Barvard Svamp by TrueSvamp April 16, 2018

Barvaliya 

TERA BAAP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
SAHIL : MERA BAAP KON !!!

YOGI. : OF COURSE BARVALIYA πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
Barvaliya by CALL ME ANYTHING November 22, 2021

Barcaldine 

It might look like your average beautiful country town at first glance but don’t be fooled Barcaldine is full of nothing but fake back stabbing hypocrites that get around like scattered cats that lost their Roo jackets ready to try sleep your missus
Barcaldine the qld version of home and away