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Barvard
1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.
2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.
2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.
Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?
Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!
Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!
Related Words
barvald • Barcaldine • Barvaliya • Barvard • Barvard Bear • Barvardian • Barvard Svamp • Occupy Barvard
Occupy Barvard
Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.
The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?
Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
Occupy Barvard by FreeMarsha November 16, 2011
Barvardian
1. Noun: A native, inhabitant, or frequent visitor to Barvard Middle School of Law.
2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.
2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.
Incompetent Professor 1: Did you see the new wave of Barvardian's this semester?
Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.
Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.
Barvardian by T.S.Dubya November 23, 2011
Barvard Svamp
Barvard Svamp by TrueSvamp April 16, 2018
Barcaldine
Barcaldine by Omfgidontcareaboutaname December 6, 2023
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