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WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

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Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

Barnesed by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

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barneyed

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

barneyed by raunak_k December 9, 2008

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barnesdrunk

Intoxicated to an extremely heightened state of drunkeness, usually in reference to one who can't stand up yet trys to fight everyone in sight.

"Yo Hick, if that Biddy tries to fight you just ignore him, he's barnesdrunk."

"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"

barnesdrunk by Hurp July 23, 2008

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Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

Barnsed by WettyWain January 12, 2019

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barneyed

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007

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Barnesey

To do something in which everything goes wrong, or to get so drunk that you need help from a crying scouse girl.

Person A emerges after a heavy night with a lot of sick

Person B: 'You had a right Barnesey last night'

Barnesey by Norwich Ninja January 22, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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