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Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011
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Barneydicking 

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
Barneydicking by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

barneyed 

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .
ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!
barneyed by raunak_k December 9, 2008

Barleyed 

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.
"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"
Barleyed by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"
barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018
Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."
Barnsey by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009

Bartleyed 

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends
Bartleyed by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008
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