barnak

One who explains

Ask a barnak

by B1116 August 21, 2018

barnacle

verb

to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship

“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”

by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

Ugly Barnacle

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star

Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(

by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house

Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him

by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"

jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018

by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019

Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

jalex barakarth

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth

Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013