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Jessica is my best Barmate
Barmate by Nessi March 3, 2016
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Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

barmat shot 

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"
A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"
barmat shot by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013
Heavy annihilation with a 9 inchar
That guys a dabba
Barmale him
Barmale by Dogman rengs June 28, 2022

badmatesmanship 

When your mate repeatedly cancels on organised events which he has known about for weeks or even months with little or no notice, or good reason.
Nigel Wagner said he couldn't come to an organised 30th birthday party of a supposedly close friend who he lived with for a year, and by way of notification via a text message at 14:09 the day before the event. This is an extreme example of badmatesmanship.
badmatesmanship by notabadmate December 14, 2010

Barmageddon

The final destruction of the British wet pub trade using a health crisis as cover for the neo temperance movement.
The Welsh government saw it's opportunity to invoke barmageddon using a health emergency, whilst presenting no evidence.
Barmageddon by Talsnug December 12, 2020

barmazel 

He's such a barmazel
barmazel by fdihugd June 1, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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