bargled 

Obtaining an item through casual conversation for which you show no express interest for, but deep down really want.

Paul: " Hey Dave and Phil, I found this old drill press in my garage, either of you want it?
Phil: "Yeah, I guess I could find space for it if you want it off your hands."
Dave: "Ha, seems nice, but I'll let Phil deal with it."

Phil: *Hell yes I've needed a drill press for so long, fuck you Phil. I really bargled that thing off of Paul*

bargled by Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen II December 7, 2020

Bargle 

Similar to the iconic breggle, bargle is another word that you can use in any circumstance. Best used for when you want to take a break from saying breggle.

Jose: my fish died yesterday :(
Krish: bargle that sucks

Bargle by mobsterlobster5 February 20, 2021

finger-bangled 

Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.

Damn son, you got finger-bangled!

finger-bangled by Q.C.Drums April 11, 2010

Bangled 

When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.

'The other night I absolutely bangled myself' or 'I got so bangled last night'.

Bangled by Lev.your.best.life June 3, 2021

bargler 

One who engages in the act of gargling balls.

During his days at Wingate CG was a well known bargler.

bargler by twdubb December 13, 2009

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

Wank Burgled by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

argle bargle

a pointless argument about trivial things(from a scottish word)

The keep turning things into argle bargle.

argle bargle by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2007