barfangled 

To be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with Bulemia)

"Dude I'm so barfangled, lets go to the all you can eat smorgasboard"

barfangled by stu pedasso November 3, 2006

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.

I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.

bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

Berdangled 

Crazy, delirious, cant be bothered, insane, mentally dysfuntional.

"oh man im soo tired from studying last night"
"Yeah man, im berdangled"

Berdangled by malazo November 7, 2011

bajangled 

To be, or have been, intoxicated. Originally comes from Mr. Bo-Jangles.

"last night I was so bajangled, I passed out in the middle of the street"; "PrimeTime was so bajangled after beer bonging a sparkx"

bajangled by PrimeTime August 23, 2004

bowfangled 

Related to newfangled - something gratuitously new, but also obscure, seemingly contradictory, silly, or ambiguous. An adjective usually related to fashion or technology.

The purpose of those new bowfangled Japanese watches is so that you CAN'T tell the time!

bowfangled by flimsy_parsley September 15, 2008

berangled 

A variation of bedraggled, meaning worn-out, ugly, old, stringy.

Person 1: Hey look at that jacket.
Person2: That berangled old thing.

berangled by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009

bardangled

stupid
unintelligent
ignorant
dense
brainless
mindless
foolish
dull-witted
dull
slow-witted
witless
slow
dunce-like
simple-minded
empty-headed
vacuous
vapid
half-witted
idiotic
moronic
imbecilic
imbecile
obtuse
doltish
gullible
naive
thick
dim
dumb
dopey
dozy
crazy
cretinous
birdbrained
pea-brained
pig-ignorant
bovine
slow on the uptake
soft in the head
brain-dead
boneheaded
lamebrained
thickheaded
chuckleheaded
dunderheaded
wooden
wooden-headed
fat-headed
muttonheaded
daft
barmy
not the full shilling
thick as two short planks
silly
scatterbrained
crackbrained
nonsensical
senseless
irresponsible
unthinking
ill-advised
ill-considered
inept
damfool
unwise
injudicious
indiscreet
short-sighted
inane
absurd
ludicrous
ridiculous
laughable
risible
fatuous
asinine
pointless
meaningless
futile
fruitless
mad
insane
lunatic
cracked
half-baked
cock-eyed
hare-brained
nutty
derpy
cuckoo
loony
loopy
zany
screwy
off one's head
off one's trolley
out to lunch
potty
dotty
batty
gormless
glaikit
vulgar slangdumb-ass
half-assed

That man is bardangled

bardangled by Melonhealthymelons December 7, 2021