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bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.
I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.
bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

Berdangled 

Crazy, delirious, cant be bothered, insane, mentally dysfuntional.
"oh man im soo tired from studying last night"
"Yeah man, im berdangled"
Berdangled by malazo November 7, 2011

bajangled 

To be, or have been, intoxicated. Originally comes from Mr. Bo-Jangles.
"last night I was so bajangled, I passed out in the middle of the street"; "PrimeTime was so bajangled after beer bonging a sparkx"
bajangled by PrimeTime August 23, 2004

bowfangled 

Related to newfangled - something gratuitously new, but also obscure, seemingly contradictory, silly, or ambiguous. An adjective usually related to fashion or technology.
The purpose of those new bowfangled Japanese watches is so that you CAN'T tell the time!
bowfangled by flimsy_parsley September 15, 2008

berangled 

A variation of bedraggled, meaning worn-out, ugly, old, stringy.
Person 1: Hey look at that jacket.
Person2: That berangled old thing.
berangled by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009

bardangled

stupid
unintelligent
ignorant
dense
brainless
mindless
foolish
dull-witted
dull
slow-witted
witless
slow
dunce-like
simple-minded
empty-headed
vacuous
vapid
half-witted
idiotic
moronic
imbecilic
imbecile
obtuse
doltish
gullible
naive
thick
dim
dumb
dopey
dozy
crazy
cretinous
birdbrained
pea-brained
pig-ignorant
bovine
slow on the uptake
soft in the head
brain-dead
boneheaded
lamebrained
thickheaded
chuckleheaded
dunderheaded
wooden
wooden-headed
fat-headed
muttonheaded
daft
barmy
not the full shilling
thick as two short planks
silly
scatterbrained
crackbrained
nonsensical
senseless
irresponsible
unthinking
ill-advised
ill-considered
inept
damfool
unwise
injudicious
indiscreet
short-sighted
inane
absurd
ludicrous
ridiculous
laughable
risible
fatuous
asinine
pointless
meaningless
futile
fruitless
mad
insane
lunatic
cracked
half-baked
cock-eyed
hare-brained
nutty
derpy
cuckoo
loony
loopy
zany
screwy
off one's head
off one's trolley
out to lunch
potty
dotty
batty
gormless
glaikit
vulgar slangdumb-ass
half-assed
That man is bardangled
bardangled by Melonhealthymelons December 7, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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