badangled 

Badly planned from the very beginning. The result being badangled, wrong, incorrect, etc

This square peg won't fit in the square hole....... Oh, right, it must have been badangled

badangled by Night man September 4, 2016

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Badonkled 

The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.

•During the session•
1. Bro... Im absolutely badonkled right now.
2. I know... me too bro.

Badonkled by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021

finger-bangled 

Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.

Damn son, you got finger-bangled!

finger-bangled by Q.C.Drums April 11, 2010

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.

I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.

bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

Bangled 

When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.

'The other night I absolutely bangled myself' or 'I got so bangled last night'.

Bangled by Lev.your.best.life June 3, 2021