ballfangled
“I am ballfangled”
ballfangled by anonymous November 29, 2023
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balljangles
1. when you hit a defenseless columbian girl with a huge whiskey bottle. causing her to lose all her clothes and shake her rump. 2. when you are told you wont complete something and you shut there faces up by blowing it out of the water. 3. also going to balljangles state university where your mascot is a pair of blue balls and ur intials are csbjsu.
hey your not gonna make that deadline you only have 2 mins left. OH MY GOD YOU MADE IT... dude! you so balljangles that. oh man. i soo thought you were gonna blow that... NO I JUST BALLJANGLES IT ALL DAY LONG.
balljangles by the balljangles March 2, 2009
barfangled
To be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with Bulemia)
barfangled by stu pedasso November 3, 2006
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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