Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

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bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

Bedraggled Shirker by Battered worker November 22, 2017

Bedraggled

A northern term.
Proceeding word is usually 'Proper'

The term Bedraggled usually refers to the way a person looks.

They could look like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Someone who's left a little dried drool on their cheek from the morning and is told to clean themselves up by the homeless

Lack of washing or grooming usually occurs.

Even Mr.Muscle would decline

'Wow. She's a bedraggled mess this mornin. look at that drool! Wipe ya face ya scruffy old tart!' says the homeless man.

Bedraggled by SeaLife March 25, 2011

berangled

A variation of bedraggled, meaning worn-out, ugly, old, stringy.

Person 1: Hey look at that jacket.
Person2: That berangled old thing.

berangled by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009

bedraggled

Ass-tired; torn-up and played-out.

your shoes is hella bedraggled, yo, lookin' like you got fleeced at your grandmama's yard sale.

bedraggled by brown wolf April 30, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026