When a place serves a wide array of different foods
There was a smorgasboard at school today.
by Scarf ace October 20, 2015
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Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".
Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...
by Steagles June 6, 2006
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A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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