smorgasboard
smorgasboard by Scarf ace December 13, 2015
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san antonio smorgasboard
A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
san antonio smorgasboard by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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Negro smorgasboard
Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".
Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...
Negro smorgasboard by Steagles June 11, 2006
smorgasbroad
A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
smorgasbroad by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
smorgasbroad
Picture it.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.
You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.
smorgasbroad by Matt Blackwell October 11, 2006
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smorgasbad by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013
smorgashbord
smorgashbord by Flakey July 26, 2007
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