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barbzie

barbzie: a transgender john with 3 kids that he/ she gave birth to. Pretends to do martial arts and pretends to be rich but isnt. hes also really homophobic even tho hes trans (idk)
gary: (accidentally steps on barbzie's foot)
barbzie; WOW MAN!! MY SHOES COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE
by fkgbx,jnjk January 11, 2016
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Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
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lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.
by ballerific March 21, 2007
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Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
by IntAdd January 6, 2009
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Bad Barbie

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit
by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019
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blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie
by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017
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Barbie-barbarism

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.
Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!
by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020
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