Mad Shits

The kind of shit that makes you feel as if you did something that made your shit angry, with no regard to your butt holes well being.

what did i do to deserve these mad shits?!?!

by Chupa Cabra June 10, 2005

mad shit

The phrase "mad shit" is used in slang vocabulary to describe something that is favorable or out of the ordinary. It is usually used among males in their teens to denote something which they see as awesome or cool

1) Ben: Yes!, the test is next month
James: Mad Shit!!, thank god

2) Ben: Holy shit man, did you see that
awesome trick he did on that bike
James: Hell yes man, that was some
mad shit!

by James8989 April 22, 2008

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

mad shit

this term means "bad mouthing" write bad reviews about somebody.

I could'nt collect unemployment because they claimed work was still available when I quit. My brother says that my employer faxed some mad shit over to the unemployment office.

by Fidel Castro March 9, 2004

Mad Shit

When you are taking a shit, you make angry or mad faces while pushing the feces out

Bob: Hey, what you doing?
Billy: Taking a mad shit.
Bob: Sounds very arousing.

by thelolguy November 6, 2010

fuckin mad shit

to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.

Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"

by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008

chuck a mad shit

The urgent need to release a big poop.

Eddy: Fuck man my stomach hurts...
Jackson: What's wrong?
Eddy: Need to chuck a mad shit, that's what!
Jackson: Get the fuck out then cunt! No wonder it stinks in here.

by Motorrad Hermes August 14, 2017