Barbecuck

Going to another man’s house and operating their grill or smoker because their skills are not up to par.
My brother in law does not grill well, so when we are invited there I run his grill and barbecuck him.
by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024
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To take over and operate another man’s grill or smoker in their presence because you secretly think they don’t know what they’re doing.
My idiot brother in law is going to burn the steaks, so I will barbecuck him and rescue dinner.
by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024
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Barbecuck (noun, verb): When a man goes to another man’s house and emasculates them by running their grill or smoker.

Reasons for barbecucking include but are not limited to the visitor’s lack of trust in the homeowner to cook. The visiting bull may have control issues, or he may wish to passive-aggressively assert his dominance over the beta male homeowner.
Steve: “George and his family came over last night.”

Tom: “Did he take over your grill and do the cooking?”

Steve: “Yeah. How did you know?”

Tom: “It’s what he does to people he does not respect. He barbecucks them.”
by BullMcCaffrey April 23, 2024
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