Barbecuck 

Going to another man’s house and operating their grill or smoker because their skills are not up to par.

My brother in law does not grill well, so when we are invited there I run his grill and barbecuck him.

Barbecuck by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024

barbecuck 

To take over and operate another man’s grill or smoker in their presence because you secretly think they don’t know what they’re doing.

My idiot brother in law is going to burn the steaks, so I will barbecuck him and rescue dinner.

barbecuck by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024

barbecuck 

Barbecuck (noun, verb): When a man goes to another man’s house and emasculates them by running their grill or smoker.

Reasons for barbecucking include but are not limited to the visitor’s lack of trust in the homeowner to cook. The visiting bull may have control issues, or he may wish to passive-aggressively assert his dominance over the beta male homeowner.

Steve: “George and his family came over last night.”

Tom: “Did he take over your grill and do the cooking?”

Steve: “Yeah. How did you know?”

Tom: “It’s what he does to people he does not respect. He barbecucks them.”

barbecuck by BullMcCaffrey April 23, 2024

barbecuing alone 

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

barbecuing alone by ledengary March 25, 2013

Barbecue Chicken

When they put a slow guy on you in basketball. It is so easy to blow by him that you could eat a plate of BBQ chicken before he catches up. This term was popularized by Shaq.

"Who is guarding me???" -me
"The big guy" -teammate
"Barbecue CHICKEN"

Barbecue Chicken by Food Masta January 4, 2017

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

barbecue clueless by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

throw a barbecue 

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.

Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.

throw a barbecue by Heinz57 March 18, 2010