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Barba-Douche 

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
Barba-Douche by Denied28 December 7, 2018

baba ga douche 

A derogatory term for the stereotypical "rag head" (which is also a derogatory, stereotypical term). It is derived from the combination of "Baba Ganoush" and Douche Bag.

Baba Ganoush is a dip made from eggplant and is very popular in India.

It is a modern, Middle-Eastern-aimed version of "Kraut" or "Limey" but with the very cool and useful "douche" added to the end.
Loud-mouthed, drunk tourist to a pair of Indians on the streets of Calcutta:

Hey! Haji, Baba Gadouche: Where's f-ing Johnny Quest? You guys suicide bombers, or what? Where's Mama Gadouche, anyway?

Of course, these guys do not know much about world events or anything else, obviously.
baba ga douche by Tit May 9, 2005

baba ga douche 

An uncommon derogatory (and childish) term for arabs and other middle easterners. Used by Americans, and obviously derived from the term "douchebag," via ignorantly groping for any word evocative of the region.
"I joined up so I could drop bombs on Babagadouche."
baba ga douche by Ian June 11, 2004

barbadouche 

A douche of biblical proportions. Can also mean king of douche bags.
Guy 1: Man that guy over there is a barbadouche

Guy 2: yeah I know.
barbadouche by Thejackal266668 March 18, 2011

barbatouchery 

When something is clearly ridiculous in nature. Obviously not real and or flawed
The 2012 end of the world scare is barbatouchery.

bàbàdouche 

A level above a Douchebag
You could be a douchebag but your a bàbàdouche.
bàbàdouche by Bàbàdouche February 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026