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Barba-Douche 

An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
Barba-Douche by Denied28 December 7, 2018

baba ga douche 

A derogatory term for the stereotypical "rag head" (which is also a derogatory, stereotypical term). It is derived from the combination of "Baba Ganoush" and Douche Bag.

Baba Ganoush is a dip made from eggplant and is very popular in India.

It is a modern, Middle-Eastern-aimed version of "Kraut" or "Limey" but with the very cool and useful "douche" added to the end.
Loud-mouthed, drunk tourist to a pair of Indians on the streets of Calcutta:

Hey! Haji, Baba Gadouche: Where's f-ing Johnny Quest? You guys suicide bombers, or what? Where's Mama Gadouche, anyway?

Of course, these guys do not know much about world events or anything else, obviously.
baba ga douche by Tit May 9, 2005

baba ga douche 

An uncommon derogatory (and childish) term for arabs and other middle easterners. Used by Americans, and obviously derived from the term "douchebag," via ignorantly groping for any word evocative of the region.
"I joined up so I could drop bombs on Babagadouche."
baba ga douche by Ian June 11, 2004

barbadouche 

A douche of biblical proportions. Can also mean king of douche bags.
Guy 1: Man that guy over there is a barbadouche

Guy 2: yeah I know.
barbadouche by Thejackal266668 March 18, 2011

barbatouchery 

When something is clearly ridiculous in nature. Obviously not real and or flawed
The 2012 end of the world scare is barbatouchery.

bàbàdouche 

A level above a Douchebag
You could be a douchebag but your a bàbàdouche.
bàbàdouche by Bàbàdouche February 20, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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