Noun (singular: bandivity)
Bandit activities. Innocent, playful acts of merriment and mischief carried out in an urban landscape, especially at night. Alcohol may or may not be involved.
Bandit 1: Man, we really got rowdy last night.
Bandit 2: Yeah, breakdancing in the subway, singing "Stairway to Heaven" with hobos, climbing trees and shouting at pedestrians... those were some crazy bandivities.
Bandit 1: I didn't do any of that.
Bandit 2: Oh, that was just me?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.