3 definitions by TIME Lincoln
by TIME Lincoln March 4, 2011
Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
by TIME Lincoln March 4, 2011
The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.
I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.
by TIME Lincoln March 4, 2011