2 definitions by TheWopShop
A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
by TheWopShop December 31, 2014
A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.
by TheWopShop December 31, 2014