An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.
You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...
You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"
A person who is absolutely certain, without any doubt whatsoever, that he is only attracted to people of the opposite sex. Synonym — straight. Opposite of non-binary. Used to make ordinary straight people seem more progressive and hip.
Jimmy is so extreme-binary. He likes the ladies— and that’s that. Twinks don’t stand a chance. With all due respect to the LGBTQ community, Jimmy’s just hard-core extreme-binary. Every night is ladies night.