Lazy soccer moms who do not have time to take care of their kids, so everything they cannot deal with is objectionable. They usually ask the government to ban things that affect their children like violent movies and video games, "the right to bear arms", and satire websites(like Maddox's).

I'm too lazy to teach my children what's right and wrong, so I'll just have the government ban violent movies so I won't have to worry about my kids.

Banatics by Redfury509 April 25, 2005

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Banatics

In Armored Core, they are people who love banning parts/weapons in tournaments and online games, so their opponents will fight to suit their style.

OMG! I keep getting slaughtered by your E2 core and your MG Arms! Take it off!

Banatics by Redfury509 April 25, 2005

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banastic

A complete buffoon, decides to use "bafoon" instead of buffoon.

They have the highest amount of dyslexia that no high-end doctor can actually diagnose.

Look at that total banastic over there!

banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 6, 2020

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Banastical

The art of getting fucky, when things get dark/eerie and words can not explain the level of greatness (possibly when you are indulging in funtivities that are illegal). Banastical can be used to describe the moment or time. This phrase can be used at any time of the day but you have to be positive, not positive you have to be HIV positive that it is a Banastical moment.

Banastical moments come around a lot on Wensdays when consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing drunk bowling with great friends in Pullman Washington. Banastical describe the level of greatness and excitement that everyone has when playing the game of drunk bowling. When this term is used you could possible be the best time of your life.

Banastical by Mr. Runquest April 25, 2010

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