banana war 

A term used when a person attempts to use fake facts to back up a point.

Riley thought she was making an intelligent citation of history, but really her made up information was a banana war.

banana war by Rayychill December 21, 2005

The Banana Syrup War 

A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.

The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.

The Banana Syrup War by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022

The Banana Syrup War 

A War Being Fought By TheDumbPankake with his army (PankakesThings) against TheBlueBonnie and his gang (Boonana Gang).
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.

The Banana Syrup war raged on in the middle of the desert.

The Banana Syrup War by TheDumbPankake July 30, 2022

warm banana brownie 

Anal sex after your partner has had explosive diarrhea, followed by a blow job

Eric gave Andy a warm banana brownie after he ate a spicy burrito.

warm banana brownie by BDivine December 18, 2015

Warm banana 

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

Warm banana by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

warm banana 

When a slut sticks a peeled banana in her cunt and then lets a guy slowly eat it out of her.

Hey man, this nasty slut bitch at the bar last night let me eat a warm banana when i told her that i was hungry.

warm banana by B - Rad February 24, 2007