Bananamara

Also known as a “Banana Marathon”, where you simply only eat banana products for 37 years straight without dying. May include the likes of smoothies, bread, or better yet, straight up ripe bananas. This is 1,438% safe to do. At least I think so.

“My friend went on a Bananamara once.”
“Woah, that’s strange. And how are they now?”
“It’s been a tough couple years, man. They deserved a better end.”