bamkey 

A monkey shoves their arm in someone and turns it like a key.

I feel sorry for that zookeeper he had a bamkey.

bamkey by Strawberry-chocolateclh December 27, 2020

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Bakey 

The Baltimore way of bakey is acting fake or acting different

Yoo shordy is really bakey for that she acting fake asf

Bakey by Real facts95 August 30, 2020

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Bumkey 

A Norwegian mom in a wheelchair with multiple sclerosis

awe bumkey your so sweet

Bumkey by Wangchops September 16, 2018

wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high

"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"

wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005

Eggs 'n Bakey 

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

Eggs 'n Bakey by Ruckus June 23, 2006