anything chunky, sluggish, bear-like features, that moves an acts like a big bambachos... example: My dog is a big bambachos... she is a mut. Half poodle and half bear.
Balkachose signifies a lordy, godly, holy trinity of perfection type of person. However, to define balkachose is to do a disservice to balkachose as balka is but one and he was chose by balka. A 7 time repetition of 'balkachose' before any activty has been proven to guarantee success at that activity and life in general.
A slang term; an amalgamation of the Jamaican Patois term 'bumba' (ass) and American-English term 'choad' (short, thick penis). Whilst the term does not necessarily make sense, it is often used 1) to express shock or dissatisfaction or 2) as an insult.
The nature of the term sometime leads to the term being used in a homophobic way (3)
1) Oh Darn! Oh Shit! Oh Fuck! Oh Bumbachoad!
2) Ah, Keith, you're acting like a total bumbachoad!
3) Did you see that pair of guys getting it on in the park? Fucking bumbachoads make me sick.