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baltaboo 

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.
Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.
baltaboo by Karafuto November 13, 2019
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battaboosh 

Battaboosh is used to replace the adjective's amazing/fantastic.
Example 1: *all romantic*

“Last night was battaboosh”

Example 2:

Steve and I both agree that ruby's chonky is battaboosh.

Example 3:

Waitress at restaurant comes back to ask you, how your steak turned out. You reply my steak was Battaboosh!
A legendary gamer.
One of the members of the best splix.io team in the whole wide world. Other members of onomatopoeia: ting ting, bang bang, and caw caw. Full name is balaboo a doodle doo.
Man, that balaboo reached first place on splix.io for the eighteenth time in a row!
balaboo by Balaboo a Doodle Doo February 17, 2017

Balabooshka 

A loud boisterious fart that resembles the sound of a dying foghorn.

Balabooshka's tend to be sneaky unexpected but can clear a room with in a moment.
Tom cleared the room when he made a balabooshka in his pants.

That balabooshka knocked over the walls of my cubicle and the smell caused three customers to pass out in the showroom
Balabooshka by Dirty McNasty February 4, 2010
You know that kid called Jadon?

Yeah he is a balaboo.
balaboo by Balaboo gang leader April 6, 2017

bahtaboom 

A king among a group of people; the leader of a group often used in when discussing upcoming solo rappers.
The bahtaboom of the "954" or the "King of the 954" is way to cool to be hanging out with white kids.
bahtaboom by the guy named who October 4, 2011