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balsmatic 

A form of salad dressing. Derived from the word balsamic, it contains moose ball juice...hence the name BALSmatic.

It's only available in NS.
Please pass me the balsmatic dressing Lisa.

Mmmm...this balsmatic dressing is delicious!
balsmatic by Mindy Riser March 10, 2007
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ballsmatic 

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008

basmatic 

"I'm feeling truly basmatic"

"'I am unstoppable!' he basmatically raved.
basmatic by Josh January 18, 2004

ballatician 

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.
Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.
ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007

Balsamic 

adjective. Stems from noun: Balsam, a resinous substance, such as balm.

Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.
"They have such a balsamic marriage"
the way you love me is so balsamic"
Balsamic by fannyburger August 21, 2016

basmati princess 

A creamy (half anglo-indian, half australian) beautiful female with long dark hair that doesn't wear a sari or bindi but still dances the 'Jaiho'.
Every morning I say goodbye to my little basmati princess
basmati princess by basmati princess September 12, 2010

ballsmatic 

ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
that girl's ass is ballsmatic!

i'm getting all ballsmatic just thinking about that body!
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008
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