Balslavic 

The act of dipping your balls in balsamic vingar and having a female slurp it off while nutting on her head while wearing trackpants

I gave that bitch a balslavic

Balslavic by Jimmy Dylan September 25, 2018

ballsalicious 

/bawl zuh LISH us/ adj.
Coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show", in reference to colleague Stephen Colbert's performance at The 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Bold, ballsy, courageous, and per this example, in a way that is shocking and impressive, e.g. "Colbert's searing satire was ballsalicious."

"He (Colbert) did this 20-minute keynote address that I can only describe as ballsalicious. He was something to behold. Apparently he was under the impression they had hired him to do the thing he does on television every night. ... Boy, we've never been prouder of our Mr. Colbert. And...holy sh*t!"

- Jon Stewart

ballsalicious by miz m September 12, 2008

Ballsamic Vinegar

The pungent, vinegar-scented sweat that builds around the scrotum on a hot day or after physical activity.

What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!

Ballsamic Vinegar by JohnnyA-list April 20, 2008

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

Ballsamic Glaze 

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

Ballsamic Glaze by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020

ballatician 

A balla, mac, playa, thug, high-roller, and pimp rolled into one who can do it like no other.

Was that foo mobbin around with 4 b's?
Ya, he's a ballatician.

ballatician by Alex Espinosa November 6, 2007

Batslavian Bear-Knuckle 

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.

"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."

Batslavian Bear-Knuckle by Trondaddy December 5, 2007