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A really hott portuguese girl; often with big boobs, big butt, and banging body. They tend to be gorgeous, have really pretty eyes and smiles, and have amazing personalities.
i dont know how to describe it, she was just like a belmira.
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Lip Balming 

This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.
After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.
Lip Balming by That nasty January 21, 2014
Balmer is a pretty city!
balmer by pah May 13, 2005

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality
Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017
A name which can be considered as obscure and interesting as it's owner. Balamir's will generally act oblivious and will pretend to not understand certain things, but be cautious, more often than not they can know things about you that you didn't even think you'd mentioned. They are generally good at making decisions on impulse although not always the best decisions, many of their decisions being influenced by what best suites them. Many of them will keep things private which may leave you confused if they turn down your offer for no apparent reason. Their goal in life is to generally be able to find their way into the deepest depths of other people, being able to offer insightful advice on issues people may be having. They are selfless people who enjoy the thrill of helping other people deal with their problems, putting any issues they have to the side and generally not speaking of their deepest emotions. A few people will take them for granted or outcast them, but they are an invaluable companion who you can always rely on when the going gets tough.
"I asked that guy, Balamir, for some advice earlier. It really helped me out."

"Balamir sure is a weird guy, but he's pretty funny at that!"
Balamir by Emveece March 21, 2013

Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.
"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*
Balmora Rules by Relicon October 28, 2013