A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated
men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of
night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The
money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say
sack salesmen,
sure chase that
sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’
t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give
free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
