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ballparked 

The way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough UV for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. Excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.
Tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.

After a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.
ballparked by Deeznutts October 15, 2005
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in the ballpark 

when you attempt to answer someone's question, but you're not exactly correct. but you have a general idea of the answer.
"what does the term credit mean?" asks Mr. Wagner.
"when you don't have cash and you still buy something" said Meister.
"You're In the ballpark." replied Mr. Wagner.
in the ballpark by D-Rock 12 October 16, 2006

Ballpark Hot Dog 

while fucking a woman doggy-style: when you are about to cum, you pull out and sandwich your penis between her buttcheeks, thus creating the image of a hot dog in a bun and expel your seed all over her lower back.
friend1: yo man i gave that girl a ballpark hot dog at the party last night! it was sick!
friend2: No wayyyyy dude! im so proud of you! *high five*
Ballpark Hot Dog by dave. the man August 13, 2011

Hold a ballpark 

Telling someone to hold their meat
Ryan: Mark was being such a jerk so I told him hold a ballpark
Hold a ballpark by Sex master 2000 December 3, 2019

ballpark 

(n) (1) A same general vicinity or idea as something else; an estimate of the scope and range of something.
(vb) (2) To estimate or approximate.

(1) He's looking for a used car in the $5000 ballpark.

(2) I'd ballpark Derek Jeter's life earnings to be about $200 million.
ballpark by Bill Peters November 24, 2006

Ballpark scientist 

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right
Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far
Ballpark scientist by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011

Dirty Ballpark 

The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun
I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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