bellectomy
bellectomy by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005
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bellectomy • ballectomy • Bullectomy • ballsectomy • Bedectomy • Bellecompton • bellydectomy • bowlectomy
Bedectomy
The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.
(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)
(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)
"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"
Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog
Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog
Bedectomy by Active Leisure August 12, 2009
ballsectomy
ballsectomy by flowerboat March 10, 2017
Bullectomy
Bullectomy:
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)
Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)
Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.
Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).
Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.
Used in a sentence:
“What a bollectified bollect!”
Bullectomy by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022
Bellecompton
The west end or west side of bellefontaine (area stretching from Oakland square to western elementary) we're the heroines cheap and the oversized Ohio state hoodies are cheaper population consists of wiggers and heroine addicts the fine citezens of bellecompton worst enemy's is cps or a job 1980-1990 hondas are very prevalent.
Bellecompton by Jhonny garapolo December 19, 2016
bowlectomy
Cleaning a resinated pot pipe by removing the screen, burning off the resin and scraping the bowl free of ash.
bowlectomy by Space Head September 16, 2008
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