bellectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend

If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy

by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005

ballsectomy

surgerical amputation of the testicles.

That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy

by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006

Bedectomy

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

ballsectomy

When you are so mad at your boyfriend that you have to cut his balls off.

I tied him to the bed and gave him a ballsectomy

by flowerboat March 10, 2017

Bullectomy

Bullectomy:

Verb—Bullectomy defn: Ball chop.
Used in a sentance: “He had to go for a bullectomy because the sprouts didn’t take & rotted insitu”
(Aka “rotten balls”)

Used in a sentence: “Have you had a bollectomy??” (Aka “grow some balls” or “get some balls” or “grow a pair”)

Adjective: To Bollect—defn: to push him off so you can breathe. To Bollect as in an inversion aversion; as in 69.

Used in a sentence “she/he/LGBTQ2S+ bollected” (couldn’t breathe in the 6-9 position because the ball sack entered the nostrils and the mouth was full of cock).

Noun—A Bollect: An asshole without any balls.

Used in a sentence:

“What a bollectified bollect!”

See above for Bullectomy in a sentence.

by Red Sonya 69 April 23, 2022

Bellecompton

The west end or west side of bellefontaine (area stretching from Oakland square to western elementary) we're the heroines cheap and the oversized Ohio state hoodies are cheaper population consists of wiggers and heroine addicts the fine citezens of bellecompton worst enemy's is cps or a job 1980-1990 hondas are very prevalent.

"Hey you wanna go get some H sure let's go head down to bellecompton "

by Jhonny garapolo December 19, 2016

bowlectomy

Cleaning a resinated pot pipe by removing the screen, burning off the resin and scraping the bowl free of ash.

Bonnie: That pipe is clogged.

Bruce: No, I just perfomed a bowlectomy.

by Space Head September 16, 2008