ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.

I just ass ball handed your mom!

by Thecowsaysmoo80 July 26, 2009

african hand ball

a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

by markaroni April 10, 2010

Ball Sweat Hand

after a long days working placing your hand on your sweaty nut sack and then placing said hand onto someones face.

I gave Talbo a the worst ball sweat hand after i played tennis in a sauna... thats a sweaty, sweaty ball sack

by Proffesor Jonathan September 14, 2008

hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia

he told me i was a handball expert last night.

by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003

Ball in Hand

In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.

"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.

by Giskard July 2, 2004