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the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.
ball hand by morranga July 13, 2011

ass ball hand

When a man scratches his ass then his balls and puts his hand on a womans face.
I just ass ball handed your mom!

african hand ball 

a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.
Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!
african hand ball by markaroni April 10, 2010

Ball Sweat Hand 

after a long days working placing your hand on your sweaty nut sack and then placing said hand onto someones face.
I gave Talbo a the worst ball sweat hand after i played tennis in a sauna... thats a sweaty, sweaty ball sack
Ball Sweat Hand by Proffesor Jonathan September 14, 2008

hand ball expert 

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia
he told me i was a handball expert last night.
hand ball expert by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003

Ball in Hand 

In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.
"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.
Ball in Hand by Giskard July 2, 2004
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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